Madonna got all that shit and she remained rivet-less.

One of the coolest things about Annie Lennox has always been how cool she is without looking like she's trying to be cool.

Her voice is still so flawless. She didn't need 400 half naked musclemen wearing bejeweled masks and live autotuning to be utterly riveting.

If one more person on Twitter credits this song to CCR... it's Screamin' Jay Hawkins people. Come on!

Same. I get the "you are SO tan what is your secret?" "Being birthed from a brown lady" is usually my response.

I'd give the person the upgraded ingredient for no extra charge for that incredibly considerate/OCD spiel. I might even just straight up pay for their pizza.

I'm going to use this as a platform to say—is anyone else mildly bothered when someone (everyone?) calls them "peppercinis", completely dropping a syllable?

NOT THE POLISH WEEK I WAS LOOKING FOR ANNA!!!!

oh my god stop talking before I put a cocktail fork through your temple.

"Because he's a fraud. There I said it."

I blame Oprah for two of TV's biggest quacks and charlatans: Dr. Phil and Dr. Oz.

That is a good start but what I would love is for her to shadow me when I'm answering hospital calls for people who are suspected to have been sexually assaulted. Listen as I discuss with them their options. Should they do a kit? Should they report the kit anonymously? What about preventative meds? Plan B? Sit with me…

My nephew, who will do anything to stay up past his 8:30 bedtime, just went to bed 11 minutes early rather than accept my offer of staying up an extra half hour to watch this with me.

I actually have to address this because Allen read the post and was very upset that I didn't get the "gestalt" of the bucket o' cats.

Yeah, that shit's on lockdown Sundays and holidays. The best part is the day before Thanksgiving/Christmas, there is a line around the block at the liquor store with people desperate to get their hands on booze before family time sets in.

Rebecca, I attempted to get vodka on my first Thanksgiving spent in Texas, and to my dismay, TABC law prohibits the sale of liquor on Thanksgiving. I am not thankful for the TABC. I am thankful for my secret stash of vodka, and drug stores selling wine and beer.

Too many people have to [put down their pets] watch their family members die because they cannot afford to pay the medical whatever. If you cannot afford to have a [pet] human relative, you shouldn't have one. . . . If you can't afford the medical bills, which could be up to thousands if not tens of thousands, you…

Of course, that would result in most pets never being adopted in the first place, and a whole lot of younger and healthier animals getting euthanized as a result.

From my point of view - better that I adopted my cat from the county shelter and gave him several years of a happy and healthy life. If I can't afford…

For the few that don't get it I've got inbox, if I can send a few invites tell me how and I'll help a few of you oit