I got Marco, too. At least the name is the name of our favorite pizza restaurant, and he is the easiest to look at. My favorite descriptor though is “Honestly, you could be anyone.” And I hope that holds true through election day.

Sugar cookies are one kind of cookie that we used to make and roll up in a roll to slice for baking.

I was in NO WAY defending the azzhat... No, I was simply pointing out his dickery in failing to recognize a log of cookie dough as ‘cookie stuff’. Something EVERY former Catholic boy should know.

I just thought his minions had made scratch dough and rolled it into a cylinder for easy slicing.

I just might have broken down and served soup lady a lovely bowl of eau de tap bouillon, our soup du jour.

I honestly don’t know when this was published, other than sometime this afternoon, but apparently the teenager in this incident is recently orphaned. Might that be a litle bit of an explanation of her behavior in that classroom?

Or the word of a Palin

KITTIES!!!!

The bodies were lying in the streets to enable the police to work the scene. Once the police have completed that the coroner’s office will take possession of the bodie and do the autopsies. NOT until the coroner releases the bodies will the surviving family member have access to their lost loved ones.

So is this Longhorn.

Gaukur is Norse for cuckoo, the birds on the wallpaper.

I was picturing her using her patients’ mouths as compost heaps!

They were tablets that you dropped into a glass of water so that it became like a soft drink (a Coke, here in Texas). Cheaper than the one in the fancy bottle.

But, then, what would you call THESE

We are actually SO trustworthy we make you name, right out loud, which kind of coke you want... One from Coca Cola or one from Dr Pepper! Forget about asking for an Arah Cee Cola, unless you got a peanut round and promise to sing the blues.

IF the chick in the pics on his instagram is his REAL girlfriend, not a fantasy, he cannot AFFORD “a attitude and lazy”!

I just want see a magnesia milked!

Texas born & raised here. Jalapeños have always been in my food! My brothers and I used to earn nickels eating jalapeños, plain, fresh, at a little diner in South Padre.

And I mourn for all the perfectly decent cloves of garlic ruined by lamb!

But isn’t The View’s content just ALL filler garbage? And I guess ABC DOES have the Blab Life waiting to take over... or would they plug in the Choooooey?