If you think Assault was annoying, you aren't a die-hard Star Fox fan. The impostors who shunned the game fucking disgust me.

That person was a brain-dead moron. Seriously, what an idiot.

Get out, white knight.

This doesn't bother me on so many levels.

Only a massive fucking dipshit believes that to be true.

Show me your pussy, Kelly. Daddy want.

Oh, I am. I'm more suited than anyone else here for that very reason.

Nah, I like it overgrown.

Yeah, Doc.

See, that is my house.

Whoa, I can see my house!

That's all I need to hear.

Oh, is that true? I was gonna make a remark on how he was a dick and deserved it, but elected not to include it in my comment. However, with this information brought forward, I've gotta say: this guy should just do us all a favor by dousing himself with gasoline and jump into his fire place, so I may vandalize his…

You vandalise a memorial, you attack every name on it

There is no wit or funny response GIFs. Response GIFs, yes, but not funny ones.

I buy and cook my own food, yes.

A-fucking-men, brother.

Exactly.

Sshh, it's our secret.

You think I'm trolling? I'm pointing out facts. You reacted just as a little child would.