Depends: can I pretend the man bits are a simulation?

Oh...

Is there a wrench and bolts?

Probably. My tiny heart wouldn't last.

/me wipes forehead with napkin

Oh, baby.

I'll admit: that's a damn fine ass. Almost as fine as Berri's.

kk babby

You really couldn't, though.

Whoooosh.

Nah, man. I'm just looking for a way home.

No, he can definitely be scaled down a little and still not be too big to play as in Smash.

/facepalm

All I see is a model that can be scaled down.

Ohoho, it actually DID answer your question.

Oh look, another child whining and moaning over facebook buying them.

Yes, obviously. It's just the fool couldn't see the obvious, so I had to explain.

Uh... that's not a fact.

1/10

YO WHAT'S UP EVERYBODY, GENERIC BRODUDE YOUTUBER HERE WITH A COD BLOPS VAMPIRE GHOSTS COMMENTARY. SO I WAS PLAYING A MATCH WITH SOME DOUCHEBAG WHO WAS TOTALLY HACKING LIKE SERIOUSLY, OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT, BECAUSE HE KEPT KILLING ME. NOBODY FUCKING KILLS ME, FELLOW BRODUDES, NOBODY.