Look at you, you valiant knight, fighting for the dumbest cause in the world! :D

The Gods would be hissy with their fits.

Receiving this error when clicking on the article from the front page now. What the fuck? I AM a member. Good thing I kept the tab open... :|

I know we're not really friends, but come on. Dickbag Bobsplosion would cause mayhem.

Why does this article no longer exist?

i know right

But I'm God.

There, that's better. Comments like this would prevent comments like mine.

Yes, I get the joke.

Yeah, definitely. All those tentacles and mouse movements? Psssh, not a problem!

Because that's totally doable.

Aw, that's cute. You hate it because it's modern. Adorable!

"I hardly like them alone/in other stuff"

"To me, those toppings sound absolutely horrible."

.-.

To me, those toppings sound absolutely horrible. And I would find them absolutely horrible. And if it's a lazy day and I want pizza, I'm not going to go out of my way to a local place for crazy toppings; I'd just order a cheese pizza for cheap and go crazy with putting whatever I have in my kitchen on it.

It's an amazing LBP.
LBP is also an amazing LBP.

No, they're very far from poor. Pizza Hut and Dominos are well made and taste amazing. And yes, I've had what people consider "real" pizza, and it's hardly an improvement.

Drivable Batmobile!? GOOD GOD IT REALLY IS A BIG OPEN WORLD!