Oh, please.

I'm sorry, but Shadman's work - while drawn well - is horrible. A lot of it is too weird and disgusting for me to handle.

Good God, that was the hottest damn game I've ever played.

Uh, yes. Yes they were.

I thought this was 'The Gamers Guide'

Yes, I know it was developed as a GameCube game. Everybody should know that by now. So why not allow me to play with a GameCube controller? Or that classic controller thing? No, instead I was forced to use poorly implemented motion controls. Gimmiiiiiick.

Never tacked on anything gimmicky? Yeah, Twilight Princess for the Wii disagrees BIG TIME.

Looks like someone's thrusting into him haaaaard.

Aw man, if only I made black and white screenshots of a virtual city... I could have gotten a Kotaku feature, too! :(

Nintendo said themselves that there will be no new Star Fox until they think of something innovative to do with it. Pretty much, they can't think of an annoying gimmick to lazily tack on to it, so they haven't made a new Star Fox yet for that reason.

HA, fuck that.

The creator of the GIF couldn't edit out the trench and replace it with something else. The creator fails. And you fail for using the fail of a GIF.

Who the fuck told you that?

But worth it.

*points silenced pistol at the back of your head*

Damn right. :3

Don't worry, babe. I won't hurt you again (until next time).

PS3 games are the trend? Oh, I didn't know Killzone: Shadow Fall and The Order: 1886 were PS3 games. Funny, I don't think anybody else knew about that... oh, wait, you're just being ignorant again.

Oh, so you didn't know that's a method of intimidation? I cannot think of any non-idiotic reason to find someone replying to you on a website "cute", then.

Do you think it's cute when other people reply to you, then? Or are you doing a really poor job at trying to intimidate me?