Look beyond one short Google search and you'll find them.

White as a ghost?

There are plenty of websites you can download iOS games from (granted you're jailbroken, but at this point there's no reason not to be, seeing as it's so simple to do... at least until it's patched with iOS 7.1).

That's because the lowest settings do not have the aging effects.

I know plenty of GameCube games that look better than that, in every aspect.

The character has pale skin?

That's some pretty shit AI.

Established fact:

Established fact:

What? That's irrelevant, as his opinion goes against established fact.

What? That's irrelevant, as his opinion goes against established fact.

Wow, I think I finally met somebody who has never had human contact or seen photos of real humans before.

Oh boy, it's this whole "asshurt DmC fans" situation all over again.

So, yeah, you have no idea what the Uncanny Valley is.

Lol, suuuure you are. Okay, buddy.
And if you are, I can smell your jealousy through my monitor.

The first two games were like Dynasty Warriors with shittier gameplay.

I was obviously talking about your non- desire to play Killzone, and the fact that you go on every single article of it to talk shit.

I was obviously talking about your non- desire to play Killzone, and the fact that you go on every single article of it to talk shit.

We get it, you don't have good taste in games. Why constantly remind us?

oh god