Why would they put 3DS games on the eShop when the console can directly read 3DS cards?

I don't have an Android phone. I have an iPhone.

Sarcasm, right? Because someone can't seriously be this dumb, especially when what I wrote is incredibly fucking easy to read.

Assumption? I was already thrusting that thing upon making my comment, so I already knew that it's moist. ;)

You're one of the people that think censored words = ruined game, I see. Laughable. If all you ever liked about Conker's Bad Fur Day was the cussing, you cannot call yourself a fan, not in the slightest.

SEGA's doing alright with their games.

The lack of intrusive gimmicks on other platforms is so tantalizing (well, actually, better keep it off of Xbone... gimmicks are at their most intrusive there).

I'm ringing up your digits, baby.

Search your feelings pessimist, you know this to be true.

That is such a pathetic thing to say.

Remember:

Hello, sir or madame!

I facepalmed. Why? Because you do not know how to read.

Uh, no? There you go, thinking backwards just like Nintendo does.

There haven't been very good emulators for DS

nor did it announce whether or not DS Games are planned for the 3DS Virtual Console.

Good bye, Nintendo! You've lost your place in my heart.

You're a fucking idiooooooot.

Dump her.

Those are true words.