I said once that I treat nose/ear hairs with the same policy as spiders - I will not seek you out in your dark places and hunt you down, but if you come into the light I will strike without mercy.

Many people consider the movie to be a Warhammer 40K prequel movie.

NOOO FUCK NO DON’T DO IT! FUCK!

I’ll never understand why AV Club hates Ray Donovan so much. I stopped watching after 3 or 4 seasons, but that’s just because there’s so much great stuff to watch, not because there’s anything wrong with Ray Donovan. It’s perfectly fine TV.

Because, the shambling kinja cadaver bears within it the faint echo of better days, of a better world, a reality once taken for granted, now lost within the abyss of time.

You have to be having sex with other people

Not all Last Men.

Does that mean that when you watch this, you’ll ‘ship Potemkin and Catherine?

Well, to be as cunty as someone says I am (moi? I’m adorable. Plus I only handle people with kid gloves made from real kids...), I’m loving the fact that a fellow manager is having to go on long-term sick-leave with a possibility that they won’t be returning. This is the sort of person who, ahem, slept their way into…

“When you docked, did you notice a sign on my starbase that said ‘Dead Klingon storage’?”

Pierre Parkour

sure, when these people take pics, its justice, but when i do, its immoral.

Lucky Strikes are toasted!

I went to a twitter feud the other night, and a hockey app broke out.

You can find a sizable mass of Internet commenters on any side of any issue. The Internet is not real life. A lot of real life people paid a lot of real life money to see Rey on the big screen. That’s much more of a thing than some Twitter temper tantrums, and to understand that is to have some perspective.

“I have a lot of white guilt and I think you may be racist because of who you prefer to have sex with...wait, where are you going ?!”

“My advice: Keep bringing it up”

Write this in your diary: the good one is trapped in the Black Lodge.

The opening sequence in the sequel was better than any part in the original.

Really? How are there no links to this in the Recommended Stories module? You’re slippin’, AV Club. You’re slippin’.