That’s what you said about nobody having to kneel before you, too, and we all remember what happened after that.

That sort of thing kills me. And it made it hard for me to actually order a drink at a bar.

An entire sequence where Luke complains about seagulls (they poke at his head, NOT FUN.)

He ain’t heavy, he’s my brother.

Ugh, no. Tried that and all she wanted to do was go to war.

The producers tried to make one about the Apostle Peter, but the studio denied them three times, and they were apprehensive about Thomas. They were doubting Thomas’ viability.

finally. I feel like I’ve been waiting on a Paul sequel forever. sucks that this one is only kinda hilarious, though.

I actually auditioned for the role of Holmes in this movie, back in my younger days. After running through some lines, the auditioner told his assistant to “Put a question mark next to his (my) name”, which sounded promising but probably just meant, “How the hell did this guy think he could audition for a movie?”

Anyway…

I watched the first season of Rebels, wondred who the rando reveal of Fulcrum was, went back and watched all of Clone Wars, then watched all of this.

Here’s my thoughts: people who love Clone Wars tend to remember the ten good episodes that they loved very, very much, and they conveniently forget that a good 85% of the…

Anyone who watches some of the cheesy jokes in the original 3 films and then has the guts to say TLJ doesn’t fit in is so blinded by special nostalgia that they should be concerned.

I would think petunias and ‘Oh, no. Not again.’

-1 for mentioning a universal translator and not mentioning the babel fish.

Of course there’s a reason to be a prick about it. It’s you, isn’t it? My favorite person to be a prick to.

If you’re going to split hairs, I’m going to piss off.

If you’re smart, we can both come out of it as heroes and we’ll be set up for life.

I worked on this movie! I was SO young. I helped build the Bulldog shaped cafe, and I knew Billy Campbell from his Ren Faire days (a very nice and simply alarmingly handsome man). I am so PROUD to have worked on this film, and I am so delighted whenever people express enjoying it.

I have a very good friend in Rome named Straponica Jones.

Wait, wait - in this remake it’s a woman being relegated to the status of an undesirable second-class citizen because of her age? Nobody will buy that, Hollywood.

Is everybody just going to ignore the part where Luke force steals that guy’s gun and tries to shoot Jabba in the face? I mean, it’s the goddamn header pic. What was the rest of his plan if that had worked? Murder everybody else in the building? Plan my ass.

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