Congratulations, Mr. Big Block I-4, on COTD! I would like to gift you with an airplane which this lovely lady will deliver after she dumps some red ‘water’ on a fire.

Congratulations, Mr. 4wsprelude, on the midnight edition of COTD! I would like to gift you with a Lexus which this lovely lady will deliver.........yada, yada, yada.

The Odyssey he took to recover his car, made him a Legend on the Internet.

...felony vehicle theft (10851 CVC), felony possession of a stolen vehicle (496d(a) PC), felony threatening or intimidating a victim/witness of a crime (136.1 PC), misdemeanor threatening to fight in public (415 PC), and a violation of his parole (3056 PC).

‘The Anderson Police Department thanked the people who helped find and apprehend Ashby, though it did make clear in its press release that “it is generally safer for citizens to contact police prior to engaging criminals.”’

The next year, NASCAR set a restriction on fuel line length. Smokey complied with the length requirement. But he also made the diameter about 1" larger than necessary, thus still able to carry extra fuel. There’s many stories of Smokey’s engineering prowess. All are better than these “Cheats”.

Or the first Daytona 500 after they mandated a fuel cell size. Nobody could figure out why Smokey Yunic got such good mileage so they took his tank out. (to check for a common “deflating basketballs” trick). He fired it up and drove it to his garage.

Not the infield garage.

The garage he owned in Daytona.

It wasnt…

Technically legal is the best kind of legal.

Congratulations, Mr. Kevin K, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Mercedes which this lovely lady will deliver.............not rented and not wrecked.

I could not possibly be less shocked to hear that Trump throws temper tantrums and takes his rage out on the people closest to him, given everything we’ve seen about his public behavior that was always pretty much a given.

If the impeachment doesn’t happen until after the Nov 2018 elections, it’s possible the Speaker of the House who’d be third in line wouldn’t be Ryan...

I don’t see what you did there.

When he decided to sell the car, he should have Cena lawsuit coming.

I guess, despite Cena’s best efforts, Ford will in fact see him. In court.

Never try to find the charging point on a cheetah, trust me on this one.

Congratulations, Mr. Mergio Sarchionne, on COTD! I would like to gift you with an Alpha Romeo 147 which this lovely lady will deliver with Motor Tread’s approval.

I Sierra what he did there.

Congratulations, Mr. Lars Vargas (celebrates holidays very quietly) on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Ford Focus which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she gets her heels unstuck from the sand. Mustang.

“She’s got bus pass, and she knows how to use it”

This falls under “Not a customer, don’t care”. People driving these old clunkers aren’t really car company customers. Like people who pay off their credit cars every month, to these companies they’re just parasites .