Would you have rather had him taken out and shot?

Deadspin: All the news that’s fit to shit.

“Someday, everybody will agree that SI’s annual foray into softcore porn is anachronistic to the point of ridiculousness, as much an artifact of days gone by as Gallico’s swan song is now.”

Will there be an auction of his Nazi memorabilia or is he donating it to a local bund?

For sheer stupidity there is the Kyle Wagner 3-3 piece and then there are all the others. However, the Robert Littal piece is scary bad.

You’re just now realizing that the NBA plays their games at night?

Really, that’s a better story?

Verducci was much better than I thought he’d be, Hal Reynolds was just as lame as I thought he’d be.

Wow, Indiana has just risen in my estimation.

What if he did it in a voice from Amos & Andy?

“Fix” in NFL-speak means make it worse.

Really good book, especially the sections on nightclub comics and early TV comedians. You can tell this is where the author’s real interest lies and I would like read a book by Nesteroff that covers this period in more detail.

You mean you guys get paid for that column?

Where have you gone, Joe Dinaggio?

Hey, come on man, it’s a process.

Gus is the worst.

Hinkie’s entire rebuilding effort seems to be to wait to strike it rich with a #1 pick? Where are the smart free agent signings, second round draft steals, undrafted finds, smart waiver wire pickups?

Move em to LA.

>>>Rex Ryan is the NFL’s Jose Mourinho.

How do you get a black girl wasted? Gin and juice?