When my husband and I got engaged, I was living with a roommate. To save money for the wedding, rather than re-upping my lease, I moved back into my childhood home. This meant my parents and grandparents (who lived there) were always keeping an eye out to be sure we weren’t fornicating.

So, being creative, young…

I finally found this thread early early enough to *maybe* not be totally buried! The most intensely creepy thing that’s ever happened to me is also the most oddly beautiful.

Winner!

THIS ONE SHOULD WIN.

Shut the thread down, we have a winner.

First Date: He took me to a great dinner, nice place, and during asked the waiter how much longer dinner would take, we had a show to get to. I, having no idea about the show, asked what we were seeing. He said he was taking me to the newly opened high class strip joint. I am young, I am impressionable, I have never…

Am I missing something? Reuben egg rolls have been a thing for quite some time and are not exclusive to Detroit. I mean, good for her and I’m sure they’re delicious, but I don’t think she invented them or nothin’.

I would have to drag my cat along the ground if I took him on a hike! He prefers to have a roof of some sort over him at all times

I have an adventure cat. His name Lil Dude and he has hiked and camped many of the National Parks in the West. Hiking with him is different than hiking with a dog, he moves slower and will climb into my pack if he senses danger such a dog or mountain bike approaching. He will hike for an hour or so then hop into the…

I take my cat out for walks on my balcony. He’s shown very little interest in exploring further, sadly. Here’s a photo of him earlier this year before it warmed up - he’s wearing his tweed jacket.

“I think Woody went after me..”

None of this has ever stopped me from eating Chipotle. I’m a monster.

So she only went to this cake shop to troll him, right? And maybe see if she could entrap him in another legal case?

I feel the opposite way, granted, I’m not a woman, but, to me, it shows how beautiful women can be without all the photoshopping and skin tone filters and body shape adjustments. The only ‘shaming’ I can see is ‘why do you change your photos to try to reach some ideal of beauty’. You can do what you want, but you…

Oh my God, I’m not the only one who watched that show?!?! I loved Tenpseed and Brownshoe!!!  Escandolo, I think we are olds together!!!  

Most days I’d say me, too, but the breaking news on geezers like Goldblum (Brown Shoe! of Tenspeed and Brown Shoe fame) and von Furstenberg made this installment go down Ensure-easy.

This is unforgivable. They fresco’d Jeff. How dare they do this

I mean, I understand I’m not living in NYC and wages are higher there due to the cost of living and it’s still brutal to live there, blah blah blah....But it was sort of depressing to realize I’m making less as a full time employee of many years than a twenty something intern. 

I wish it was Saturday Night Social because I sort of just need to shout this out into the void (no longer having social media accounts).

There is no good place to post this but I kind of need to. I lost my heart dog today, most likely to cancer. He was still kind of himself, but he had stopped eating and we couldn’t keep putting him through different ways to support him and get him to eat while he starved to death. Both my husband and I got to be home…