It was good and necessary. I’m black and I’ve been Ladybird. Plus, Laurie Metcalf is a goddamn national treasure. I bawled my eyes out and am going back to see it with my 23 year old so she can feel guilty as fuck and then we can go thrifting. It was good.

Ok, here goes. Writing this out makes me want to barf. 

Around five years ago, I was a TA for an undergraduate literature course that had 300 students; there were two TAs and our job was mostly to do grading (sigh) and hand out exams and set up PowerPoints and stuff of that nature. Basically, assist the professor in all manner of tedium while she lectured. Due to a…

Do you remember the story about how the kid was writing a paper with headphones on and there was writing all over the house that said “LOOK AT ME”? It still haunts me and that was I think like 3 years ago.

YES. THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I got torn to shreds on the original article for mentioning that Mathers single handedly discouraged countless people from going to the gym - because I was supposedly “diminishing” the assault.

Hot Taek: The original Dirty Dancing was garbage too.

i mean, i dont think sexism just goes away because of who she is, and i do wonder if he would have rolled his eyes at a male member of the trump administration.

I didn’t have any opinion on Chris Martin until I saw him on Extras. He was such a dork and very self deprecating I couldn’t help but like him. The hate is confusing to me, but some people need to imagine a person is different to excuse why it’s fun to not like them.

I hatewatch this so much. Between the pretentious ~philosophies~ about food, the food porn images and the insufferable chefs, every single episode of this ends with me googling the restaurant and yelling HOW CAN THIS COST SO MUCH?!? to nobody. I would still eat at every single place if i had $$.

I am making my crafty candle salad again due to popular demand.

Here is my Nuclear Nugget, the Contaminated Kitty, the Radioactive Meatball:
Junior
Hopefully the treatment (and all the additional meds he needs) will make him a regular kitty again.

Looks like they might be...

I had a second interview on Thursday that I think went really well, but I forgot to take my fitbit off, which seems like a breech of professionalism to me, but I could be over thinking it.

Very relatable. I still mentally justify things like an Xbox by the ‘avoided costs syndrome’ - if I play Xbox for 10 hours instead of, say, going to 5 movies, then I’ve ‘justified’ it. It feels like I have to go through mental gymnastics for anything I buy for myself - but when I buy things for other people, I never…

He was one of those people that seemed eternal. Like a landmark that would always be here.

I love this place. I’ve been here for years and I intend to be here no matter what happens. This whole thing just makes me ill. I feel legitimately nauseous.