honestly, i'd like to hear more of soos and wendy's late night gab sessions.

that is…

i'm fortunate, i think, in that my parents and my sisters both have seen and love the show. it's going to be a family get together at the patagonianhorsesnake residence! popcorn and pizza shall be had.

i didn't even know until now! this is the best monday since… i last had a comparison for "best mondays"

why… why is marty so horrified by his own nose?

or if they were named chicken! then we could have called them chicken!

get some biblical in there for good measure. heroes genesis: the revelations

"heroes was shot down over the sea of japan. it spun in. there were no survivors."

gemini isn't an anagram for enigma, but i feel like it should be.

these cross puns are more than i can bear.

great job working at the wendy's for about two days before quitting, internet. can't you hold down a job for even a month?

ana, i'm going to tell you this because i care

ah-ah-ah…

i am a high school graduate! it's nice of you to notice. irrelevant, but nice.

no, that's basically exactly what you said.

somehow, i can't imagine mussolini contributing much in a relationship. you'd come home from work, and he'd still be in the same spot on the couch he was when you left, just a few more empty bags of fritos around him.

i think "great job internet" has garnered so much ill will that the negative comments are just reflexive now.

"he may have been an evil lord of the sith, but at least the kessel runs were still on time!"

the empire really kind of repeatedly screwed themselves over with that whole alien hating thing.

i guess the good news is that interspecies relationships are ok in the star wars universe.