mega bloks look up from their corner, a glimmer of hope in their eyes, only to have it cruelly dashed.

i'm sure at least one of them will be a clever girl.

the scene just di-plod-icuses around.

a real gameplay trailer should show him crawling around the base and blocking all of the doors with boxes.

ricky's skeletonized form is found at the end of a chocolate wrapping line.

ah, the moronic sense.

honestly, pizza is probably a better choice than chicken that's been so overcooked that it's basically turned into a tough and resilient clothing fiber.

bigotry has no place on the ron swanson pyramid of greatness.

let me, who is without sin, cast the first stone

here's blonde what?!

gaze upon the saggy jowled visage of our savior.

dean winters had such a terrible jamaican accent, and it was lovely.

can i love don cheadle anyhow?

"it's the stars of house of cards. and i finally killed them."

but, fondly?

get on out here, and learn.

i love andre the giant and as such i am perfectly happy with this job, internet.

seconds later, they are ambushed by a roving band of keep left signs

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and after that, days?