"oscillating spindle sander? i hardly know 'er!"

kermit, no!

the dedicated members of sicklyvictorianscientists.com?

i really would like to see a good movie of the voyage of the beagle. all young charles darwin going on crazy adventures and climbing mountains and riding with gauchos…

steve buscemi might actually be able to pull off playing edward teller, come to think of it

"hi, we're the mountain goats"

but we already know who wins

is thankfully not present, replaced by cold and unfeeling steel, in all its purity

people have been saying this is something they could do for a while, so i'm glad that they are! sometimes not everything is horrible!

i would hope that someone handed them a dozen still alive chickens at least once

the poor man's been stricken by chris blindness. there is no cure.

it really is the sweetest thing

i need to wear more costumes

comment/username synergy, etc.

oh ann, you beautiful show-making moth.

the eternal sunshine off the spotless mind

a single cryptic message is beamed back

it was the al gore command performance oscar special!

so you'd like to have sex with birds and murder men who visit prostitutes?

i know that was the point, but it never felt genuine to me. maybe because they took such a cartoony approach to his family when they finally were shown.