geraldine ferarro apologizes for nothing.

i'm not down with nuking anyone. nukes should be saved for blowing up asteroids and comets, as that is the coolest thing to do with nukes.

if it causes pain and disappoint me to putin, i am prepared to not only be glad, but to delight in it.

unfortunately, being openly evil has never actually been a huge disadvantage to people in power.

that is a beautiful image.

i'm still not sure who any of the characters in resident evil are. maybe they're all the same guy, maybe they're three geese tied together and taught very rudimentary voice acting. it's never been clear.

nice, but i think it also confirms the "terrible in practice" thing.

these things are ok by me. (well, except for the weird marketing tie-ins). i love games that are willing to have a sense of silliness.

"threatens"?

this season will reveal that george r.r. martin is yet another psuedonym of j.k. rdawgs.

we're at around 250 inches for the season where i live. there is nothing that is not made of snow. winter is an asshole.

that was… diabolikal.

she has an excellent voice! and my weakness for bitter country songs will be the end of me.

for, you see, she is a woman.

that seems very right to me.

*line from the room, tommy wiseau is an alien space man, james franco is a universal being whose mind encompasses us all, line from the room*

so, there's this thing people do called a "review"…

you fool! you'll doom us all! (to tedium)

pitch perfect 8: the destruction of cherokee jack

jim treacher's one and only concern is jim treacher, so now that his name has been invoked, i'm sure he'll show up.