yeah, or mulan!

yes, though they quickly become overwh-elm-ing

jokes like this just leave me board!

literal woodshops are still naturally erotic though!

the point is that everyone dies, so you might as well die being roasted alive in a bronze bull that you invented.

why don't they look

don't make the mistake that they did.

2 r2t22ill2 2 step u 2 the electric 2treet2

ratatouille crossed with eating raoul, that's where the money will be

+1 for rata2ille

shia lebouf's penis also destroyed an ancient kingdom of dwarves

shia's penis is like will be like smaug in the hobbit, only glimpsed briefly through showers of gold

i can't find my headphones, and that was damn creepy without sound

and then, as the last thing in the universe, gravity falls will be the universe, thus completely walt disney's eons long plan

the av club

@avclub-8856638da4354266a53ba0fe9aef68dd:disqus  good godamn i've read about that cake so many times, and i always forget how awful it was. my brain wants me to forget. it's smarter than i am.

serious comment: i just sometimes think that people look at the nineties in a similar way to other pre-war eras: emphasizing how peaceful and prosperous things seemed, ignoring that everything that caused shit to go down later was building up while people just tried to ignore it.

i would tell her she's risking some pretty serious burns

ok!

i just read that the mst3k movie came out in 96, and i actually got to see it in the theater, so i'm putting 1996 on probation