in connection with the periodic table of muppets, the good scientists of sesame street are on the verge of creating the first artificial particles of despairium

"can spider man crash on your couch for a few days? he just needs a place to stay while he's looking for work, don't worry, he's already got an interview at burger king tomorrow…

@avclub-72a8ab4748d4707fda159db0088d85de:disqus  don't be ridiculous!

that describes most people i've worked with at restaurants.

i like dipper, but it was so…perfect seeing wendy tear into him. he's had it coming for a while

that guy know where he needs to be, always

i once spent an odd summer in middle school reading through a box of old harlequin romance books