That’s the best way to do nothing, but say you’ve done something. Congrats, congress!

All you have to know about red flags is that the NRA supports them.

I’m positive that he has absolutely no idea why he’s there. “Thumbs up, this baby is an orphan!”

I fucking hate him with the intensity of a billion white hot suns.

Proposal:  we start calling him Bitch McConnell.  

Your title is six words too long.

That’s... needlessly aggressive. I can tell that you’ve served by the absolute lack of tact and implications that you’re better than civvies.

His cult are a bunch of mealy mouthed imbeciles who can only pick on kids and unsuspecting targets. In an open war they’d be done in moments with some halfwit mountain folk hiding out until they starve to death or die of old age.

Bet they wish they voted in those election protections now!

This has a shot at being the least-shit collection of responses to “What Car Should You Buy?” in the history of this bit.

As usual, it’s not Trump that’s the most offensive to me, it’s the people around him. We know Trump is a narcissistic sociopath. We’ve known that for decades. Of course he’s smiling in this environment: he wasn’t shot and there are cameras pointed at him, so obviously he’s happy.

I’m going with the victims he met with are supporters. I can’t imagine a rational person would let themselves or their child be used as a prop.

Or just happen to go to return video tapes

“Sure, he’s inspiring racial violence and is pushing America into chaos as alienates all of our allies. But he is killing it for my portfolio, and I’ll be dead by 2050, sooo....”

I’m sorry, but if you donate to a political campaign, you are making a public statement about whom and what you support.  In that limited sphere, they are not private figures anymore.  They made a choice to get in bed with Trump, and that’s something that deserves public shaming at this point.  Sure, there’s a chance…

Well, you “both sides” motherfuckers can shut the fuck up, I know that much.

Right on schedule! The hostage-tape speeches never last longer than 24 hours.

Nice try, David.

Ah yes, all the other noted forms of violent supremacy like.....antifa?