choosing instead to spend his Saturday evening surrounded by adoring MAGA chuds 

Needs to retake her high school civics class. This is pretty basic stuff that she’s flunking.

Agreed, and women live longer.

I’ve been going to a small, local Japanese curry place that lets you pick your preferred spiciness on a scale from 1 to 10.

I get it but it is much dumber.

Agreed, but so is Warren. Every one of the Splinter favorites are way too old. 

I thought they confirmed that half the Asguardians escaped.

My understanding is yes, and he was more that willing to roll the dice knowing that he was in the pool.

I was thinking about this last night, that isn’t a bad strategy. Put out an executive order restricting or banning weapons (assault weapons specifically), and let everyone lose their shit. You could even pass it off as a “emergency” and point at 45.

Don’t forget that his dad is still trying to take a billion dollars from the military to build his wall.... Pro-military lip service at its finest.

Basically this, do you want to help people with less than you?

No, they are rich and will never be in debt.  

Anyone who sends their kid to the Trump White House is most certainly a ride or die republican.  

That I really don’t understand, Mueller essentially said that not knowing you broke a law is now a valid excuse.

This is what they have been doing since day 1, latch onto anything unrelated to what is going on.  Anything to detract the public from the truth.

My list would have first avenger near the bottom.

Infinity War should be way higher, and Capt America - First Avenger should be way lower. Other than that I would move a few up or down based on personal preference, but overall not a bad list.

Yep, 100%.  Kellyanne is going to parlay this into a book deal where she is going to be the victim to Trump.

At this point polls are worthless, it is clear that 40% of the country does not care what he does, they are going to keep supporting him because he has an R next to his name.

Incompetence saved him, per John Oliver: