My dad is a (retired) psychiatrist and the #1 best person in the world, but he will not give up us marijuana prejudice. He claims to have seen it ruin more lives than alcohol during his career. I can’t refute his personal experience as a practitioner but it drives me nuts because there is no science to back it up.

Fuckin 420 hippy bullshit.

It is 2017, we must stop litigating marijuana. The rank hypocrisy of a culture in which we are inundated with positive and affirming messages about alcohol and demonize every thing else is pure folly. Don’t like gay marriage? Don’t marry someone of the same gender. Don’t like marijuana? Don’t consume it. Problem…

They only reason they want to build all this stuff is to create defense jobs in their district to boost re-election odds. The armed forces are getting hardware they don’t even want.

“The reality is that nobody in America today needs help more than the poor and minority citizens of red states, no matter who they were suckered into voting for. The responsibility of the coastal elites is to help those people, not cast them into the wilderness.”

+1 gift basket.

It’s the Yankee way. Nobody loved trim more than Jeter.

“Most of he best talent is not yet I. Form”

Dr., go home, you’re drunk.

That’s a badge of honour round here ;)

Nerd.

Casey Affleck was brilliant in Manchester by the Sea and absolutely deserved his Oscar. I don’t know where I would draw the line at not seeing great art because of the conduct of the artist, but to me at least, Casey Affleck didn’t cross that line.

It’s so frustrating whenever these clueless dads think they deserve a medal for acting like, you know, a parent.

What a bummer for that dude who has to watch his kids. This is on par with parents who say they are “babysitting”.

I still have my 1986, Rambo-branded, survival knife. Whacha gonna do with your silly string when I emerge behind you from a wall of mud and slit your throat? Huh, Katniss? Huh?

You’ll be sorry you mocked him when the apocalypse comes, and you find yourself in desperate need of yards of paracord.

I know. They have overplayed their hand with Mr. Khan. He is a ivy league educated citizen of 30 years and a Gold Star member. His federal case will be a huge FUCK YOU to TrumPutin and President Bannon. It is shows a abuse of power ( and we all know it does), it can open more boxes.

Gold Star father Khizr Khan, a vocal Trump critic, was reportedly told that his traveling privileges are “under review.” [Politico]

Aww need a safe space and a tissue? Making fun of white people = ok. Black people? NO U RACIST!

Hamno, you cranked this fucker right out of the park

Stewart Lee has a great bit about this. It’s about the Conservatives and Labour in the UK but I think it applies equally well here: