“Most of he best talent is not yet I. Form”

Dr., go home, you’re drunk.

I know. They have overplayed their hand with Mr. Khan. He is a ivy league educated citizen of 30 years and a Gold Star member. His federal case will be a huge FUCK YOU to TrumPutin and President Bannon. It is shows a abuse of power ( and we all know it does), it can open more boxes.

Gold Star father Khizr Khan, a vocal Trump critic, was reportedly told that his traveling privileges are “under review.” [Politico]

Aww need a safe space and a tissue? Making fun of white people = ok. Black people? NO U RACIST!

Hamno, you cranked this fucker right out of the park

Stewart Lee has a great bit about this. It’s about the Conservatives and Labour in the UK but I think it applies equally well here:

You sound like a fucking blast to be around...

Whatever, grandma. Prohibition ended decades ago.

Well, how do you tell them? I am a man, and yeah, you probably should say something, but there is a right way and a wrong way. If you ask for additional oral or hand stimulation, that’s great. But if you say, “You didn’t get the job done, I’m leaving,” that’s the wrong way.

How many kilometers is that?

Are you having a stroke?

This is the only moment which makes me feel a pang of sympathy for her, and am wondering what Cheeto Benito said to mash her smile into a look of utter defeat and sadness?

i invited you. you had your chance. and now you’re sitting there writing passive aggressive blogs. we had a great time eating sheep dick and ram eyes on the rim of a frozen volcano that smelled like hellpoop! i’ve never seen so many “j’s” and “k’s” in my life! there was a man playing an instrument with strings that…

I’ve been to Iceland AND Wyoming.

The key part there being "because who can afford it"

You should probably read the article again.

Did you miss the first four sentences of this paragraph?

I found the bushy-bearded flannel-wearer!

Call us when you bring back something useful like say, Greek Fire.

I can't hear you over my chemex of Blue Bottle pour-over and my Lulawolf vinyl that doesn't yet exist. Now if you'll excuse me I have to go buy some shaving butter and a straight razor.