That's pretty harsh. Amelia Bedelia tries her hardest at everything she does! It's not her fault it just happens to be exactly the wrong thing to do!

Here's a fun video of what Pompeii might've looked like during the eruption: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Add that to the checklist demonstrating the Bible is just a mishmash of Jesus fanfic and cheap romance cliches (plus some bigotry).

I think, other than the most recent Lords of Shadow games, they are all connected story-wise. You have a Belmont or some Belmont-adjacent person v. THE DRACULA and that's it. I'd agree about it being a curious choice. SotN seemed to be a successor to (S)NES games and three of the GBA/DS games were a sort of trilogy…

Finished Horizon: Zero Dawn and Persona 5, now I'm just replaying Castlevania: Symphony of the Night in preparation for the new series on Netflix (it looks terrible) and twiddling my thumbs until the remake of Final Fantasy XII arrives on Tuesday.

I understand this is pretty facetious (maybe?) but what do people think a sexual harasser looks like? Is it one of those, 'If you have to ask, you already know' kinda deals?

Must've been one hell of an interview.

"Jazz mags?" So that's why all those children in Glastonbury Fens have such a light step and a song in their hearts! And all that heroin in their veins!

The $500 is so they DON'T tell you what the trucker used that hat for, so you can enjoy your evening.

The greatest thing about Generation Mxyzptlk is if you trick someone from that generation into saying their name, they have to leave you alone for awhile.

Those kids and that talking dog sorted that mess out in the 70's.

If you get Grandma into Mario Kart multiplayer, she'd never have to worry again. And she may call you even less if you trounce her enough. Or more if she wants to shit-talk you after her undefeated streak.

"WE KNOW YOU HAVE MORE BLOOD MR. AND COKE! YOUR MARROW MAKES MORE ALL OF THE TIME AND THERE ARE DYING PEOPLE WHO NEED IT! ZACHARY? ARE YOU THERE? WE WON'T BE IGNORED, ZACHARY!"

And inspired van side-panel paintings for a generation.

They are going to work as extras in ABC shows.

LoS2 got to the point it almost retroactively ruined the first game for me. They completely dump most of what made me liked the series (gothic wilderness and menacing creatures) for more stupid lore-building. Also, they couldn't top literally killing Satan at the end very easily, now could they?

I finally wrested my attention from FFXIV's grasp and moved to finish off Horizon Zero Dawn and Persona 5. HZD's story definitely surprised me with how poignant and affecting it was and it told a sci-fi tale for our age. A sequel is a sure-thing at this point and it deserves it. My only complaint until the end was…

Well if Kinja means no more Cars and/or Cars-related porn, then I am willing to accept it with open arms.

You'd think they would've gotten the hang of powdering their suits the first time, but noooo they just kept calling Alien Jesus back to the set!

Yeah but now all those oil and gas CEOs he was giving handies to in OK are totally up for that bukkake party he keeps trying to foist on them now that he has control of the EPA.