I'm just glad I was never competent enough to heal, so I've avoided the whole WHM issue.
Alexander has been as easy as heck. I've already cleared a third of it with just PUGs. And as a dedicated DPS, I've grown accustomed to hellishly long waits which will inevitably happen once the expansion hits.

Nah, he was powered by nanomachines (son). He was just kidnapping children in Mexico and removing their brains to train them as cyborg soldiers to fund the latest Metal Gear as an attempt to restart the war economy and remake the US into a country where the strongest prevail. He was probably the most ridiculous of…

The gameplay itself is being retooled to bring the "cross-class" skills more in line as a "role-based" system. So no more leveling a secondary class, you and every other job that shares your role have the same pool of actions you can build your job-specific moves on top of. Some job moves have been entirely removed…

"Guns also just give people something to do with their hands."

Even when the bed is empty, a pickup truck is always carrying a huge ego around.

Just more FFXIV because I don't know. I'm done with the main quest line up to the expansion (Stormblood is a dumb name btw. Hopefully it get's some good puns like Heavensward did) and my gathering class up to snuff so I can try to make some scratch. All the classes are getting a huge reworking and the threads are…

"Boots up?" Do you like, live among their hosting servers or something?

I'm a gay man from the US and I hate "boyfriend" because of how juvenile it sounds. I much prefer the less affectionate, but more equitable term "partner." But hey, people can do as they please and more power to Mr. Sedaris.

What characters are you and your fiancee playing as in the AH LCG? I forced my partner to play it with me once and we were railroaded even on easy mode in the first act.

I fed a dog two steaks only to receive a lukewarm reaction. I gave him an apple and he freaked out. I wonder if Nintendo knows dogs at all honestly.

They are annoying, but I imagine if the Garudo dungeon isn't the first one you visit, they should be manageable. I have to give Nintendo credit for putting such a fun and comical boss fight in such an annoying dungeon. It's almost like they were trying to make it up to me for retrying it 10 times.

I completely missed it's release (I'm part of the problem.) I'll have to dig my PS3 out and try to find a copy.

Fuck me, myself, and I for letting little things at work ramp up my anger issues and frustration to a point that I know now just lead to a sudden crash in self-esteem and a descent back into what I'm guessing is borderline, clinical-grade depression.

Just wait til your godly omniscience kicks in and you see what we're all up to while we browse the comments.

He ripped the twist ending from a fucking kid's book so I really question the veracity of his statement about the Amish. Maybe one of them gave him a copy or something.

He'd just rise back up through a combination of his own hot air, bloated ego and a flock of unknown horrors from the deep.

Karaoke has always enticed me, but I've realized my limit for making a fool of myself singing is literally one step away from blacking out (my anxiety is one of my most enduring traits!). I wholly endorse what Asian countries have known for ages, singing together in a tiny room away from large crowds is the best.

What you said makes sense. I mean ask any German sex cannibal, they'll be the first to tell you that the courts don't really take "well they totally agreed to it" as a defense for murder.

Eeyup it does. I had to run some kids out of my orchards just the other day! They was using a ladder and picking all the pornography from my trees! Can you believe that? Thinking my pornography is just theirs to take! Kids today, I swear.

Bleh I got the original on sale for the PS4 a while ago and damn did I hate it. Moving felt like they were walking in melted Velveeta and the controls were so finicky I could barely pass the tutorial. I have no idea why the characters moved like tanks. Maybe I've been spoiled by all these action games with…