So far it was just in one section, but boy that evil lady reaaally hated me. It got a little old after the third time in less than 15 minutes.

You mean traveling across the same levels twice with slightly different cutscenes and watching KH's story go even farther up its own ass aren't charming?

Alphabetical missions, but going reverse alphabetical on the planets. Really shake it up.

I feel like shit and work sucks this week, that means mindless gaming action! I'm going at Resident EVII_ piecemeal 'cause I'm a huge baby and I suck at sneaking so I die a lot after I get found out and called a "bitch" and murdered. Very colorful language these fine bayou folk have. I haven't gotten far enough to get…

So Russell is following up his Flintstones run with a gay furry comic? Gotcha.

What about the Penis Knot-tying badge?

I used to sell popcorn for my troop as a kid. It was basically giving my Dad the form to take to his office. Then schlepping around the neighborhood on Saturday trying to meet my goal.

You're always a winner… at CostCo. (I'd like CostCo to start paying me for advertising. This is how it works, right?)

Except that tea is brewed from the ancient Life Tree growing from the crystal prison of a destructive god worshiped by the invading Empire who want to use it's powers to take over the world! The lemon is from CostCo. Great price, if you need a dozen.

That's okay, neither do most of the casting directors in Hollywood.

The answer in all RE games is "because we needed to hide a secret lab full of zombie juice."

It may not be what you're expecting in terms of resolution, it certainly wasn't where I thought it was headed. Conway is a great lead though and I wish French would break with tradition and do the next story with her as the narrator as well.

I just finished it up the other day. It is tough, but if you hold out to the end there is a resolution to the workplace harassment which I'm interested in hearing people respond to.

Beyond maybe one Kotaku article, I don't think anyone really picked up on it either. Hopefully BioWare takes a hint for the next Mass Effect.

Also one of the only games I can think of that has a mature and non-embarrassing sex scene.

I would save for how horrifying it would be to live next to a bunch of mascot-headed animals with their terrifying proportions and strange, mumble language. There's also no guarantee they don't eat people.

Nice. I lack any experience with deck building games, but I've been tempted.

How's the gameplay for it? Does it feel like as much of a hassle as the board-game version?

RE6 was fun as an action game, but holy crap did it feel like the story just dragged on. I only cleared 2/3 of the game and realized I really didn't give a shit about what Sherry and Jake were up to.

Oh so many games that I've wanted at such tantalizing prices. Curse your furry head @avclub-669e3876ba6dab37e11e5237f2c8017e:disqus