It means the AV Club has Harambe t-shirts to sell in the Amazon roundup this week.

But wait, just as soon as people stop watching, they'll have a rich character on who pulls on over on ol' Bull and actually did murder that hooker! That character becomes his nemesis for the rest of the season and then cancellation happens. The viewers move on and CBS wonders how much Jack Daniels it can drink without…

It was digitally enhanced in all the places except the one that matters most! Ladies, that's right you know what I'm talking about! The trapezius muscles, which are very important for pulling off those acrobatic stunts.

Lucky you, getting to play them for the first time! I've only recently started turning a critical eye towards them. I feel confident saying that none of the Zelda games are bad games. I agree with you, they all have unique offerings that makes it one of the most varied series out there.

I think the key was created to release people from their control, it just had the unfortunate side effect of killing the host because the demon's become metal . It is interesting to consider their motivation though. The keys are made from the metal that tells the user how to shape it to fulfill their wish, similar…

I think pretty much anything having to do with the keys is just "magic, ok?" hand-wavy stuff. Like having a double and keyhole magically appear when using the head key. And the thoughts that get pulled out are basically indestructible. Which I realize might be a clever way of saying an idea can't be destroyed. Or…

Very true. LttP felt pretty dark compared to LA. Almost no one to talk to outside the village. I can't even think of any Nintendo references that show up. LA seems like the template for the later Zelda's that wanted to be a bit kookier.

Good luck! That's one of the few series I can think of the actually gets better with each subsequent expansion (including the PSP versions), with the exception of the Ascension from what I've heard.

I somehow fell into a Zelda-hole and am currently bouncing between Majora's Mask and Link's Awakening, with Link to the Past, A Link Between Worlds, and Oracle of Seasons waiting in the wings. I'll probably try to track down copies of Spirit Tracks and Phantom Hourglass at some point.

I'm currently working through Ikana Canyon and the Stone Tower as well. Having only three "real" dungeons was a bit disappointing, but having the wider area to play around in and gain access was a pretty clever way of giving the player more freedom to explore and solve puzzles. Hopefully the next Zelda game being open…

Objects are made by men and used for many purposes. But we never love objects!

Yeah I'm sure there are hints in dialogue as you go about the days, but honestly I'm just playing it so I can mount it in my trophy room and might as well max it out now so I can remember it fondly, but never have to touch it again. Adulthood has turned my gaming into a cost-benefit hobby.

Alien: Isolation really does get under the skin. Especially when the flamethrower isn't as reliable as it seems. Flaming androids. *shudder* I still haven't finished it despite picking it up on release. I'm tempted to install the No Alien mod just so I can enjoy the level design, which is near perfection.

Unabashedly using a guide to complete Majora's Mask 3D (sans dungeons. Honestly they are less frustrating than OoT's). How someone was supposed to even find some of these notebook quests without resetting time a ludicrous number of times is beyond me.

One day I want to backwards dash with as much style and flourish as Alucard.

The beasthood does kind of fit though. Tainting of bloodlines by beings other-than-human was one of Lovecraft's major themes.

Subtract Game of Thrones for X-Files you have the same binging/background noise cycle as my partner and I.

Probably one of my favorite moments was seeing the secret ending I unapologetically save scummed to unlock.

Congrats on the baby and fulfilling half of your evolutionary goals. Please raise him to be compassionate and kind because your physical description makes him sound like a young Clark Kent/Kal-El.

Replaying some Bayonetta 2 which goes much more quickly when you have multiple weapons and don't care about the story. Managed to beat the final boss of Pikmin 3 after grabbing all the fruits and all but one secret file. Managed that in a single night after about a year hiatus, so not bad. Probably keep going with Hyru…