You basically answer questions so Nintendo's customer service computer can better advertise to you. But ostensibly, you get coins for doing little missions like linking social accounts and buying clothes for your Mii while it talks to you in a creepy, synthesized voice. Then you can use the coins for coupons on…

I'm in the fall of the 1st year on Stardew Valley and its been mechanically satisfying so far, but if the relationships are as shallow as I've heard, i doubt it'll keep my interest for much longer. My only complaint is why the hell can't you move structures on your farm without destroying and rebuilding them?

Oh that was exactly what I had at that point, so I think you'll be fine. Its weak against lightning, so bolt paper and bolt gems are useful and a set of armor for quick movements.

A man must stand alone…in a field watering his tomatoes he mistakenly planted in a square instead of a U-shape.

If I recall correctly, you can 1 on 1 the Shadows with some careful placement. I remember having an upgraded Tonitrus being my best friend. They shouldn't be as hard as their boss versions.

All of the models have pancake butt, so not worth checking out in 3rd person anyway.

I thought the climb up to Mergo was way harder than her actual battle, but fighting it was exciting!

I couldn't help myself so I'll be indulging in Stardew Valley this weekend as a reward for surviving. And just like in the Harvest Moon game it practically re-skinned, I'll be spending all my time feeding cows and chickens and ignoring any potential love interest 'cause I grew up with the GameBoy version that didn't…

Wow that Of Kings and Prophets was cancelled so fast, I got whiplash just from reading the article. So, who can I sue?

Bingo. I made it through the whole scene with my back turned towards the screen and just as I started to wail we were headed outside. I couldn't watch that full scene until I was maybe 11.

Unfortunately my father who was brow-beaten by my 5 year old self into seeing Jurassic Park when it premiered. To this day I still remember the exact moment I ruined the movie for everyone around me and was quickly whisked away from the theater and I'm still embarrassed by it.

I honestly thought most of the Bomber's Notebook entries were just gussied-up fetch quests and, as a child, the lingering taste of defeat from the Pirate's Fortress made me despise MM until replaying it on the 3DS.

It has gotten so odious that now when I read "culture" after "gamer" all I can see in my mind is a Petri dish full of fungi.

I'll defend TP to my death bed, but there is no way it was better than Okami.

Ugh I remember trying to kill that guy about 40 times on the Wii version. Once I did, I decided Hyrule was safe once more and left the game alone for about a month.

Before playing the HD version, I would've argued the Arbiter's Grounds were better (because ice sliding sucks), but after replaying it I'd agree with you. All the sand sinking and skeletons just weren't as fun the second time around.

I remember Midna's Lament and the Armorgohma music from the 2nd phase. But I liked the musical transition when you were wailing on the bosses! It sounded fairly seamless (to me) and suitably heroic for figuring out how to whack at an eyeball.

Ugh I forgot about him. I remember being awful at the bosses in Prime 2 at a time when I didn't value challenge as much as expedience.

Yep! Possibly one of the most moving scenes in the entire series. And besides ferrying around Midna, it had almost nothing to do with Link!

Don't forget to mention the heroine in a mylar bag you'd like them to try!