Yeah! MEEP! MEEP! Blood! *slavering*

And the AV Club won't let us forget that Showtime won't let us forget that Twin Peaks is coming back in 2017.

How far the cab of your diesel truck is off the ground?

Thank god, now I know how large to make my under-the-bed Jake Gyllenhaal storage box for when he finally responds to one of my fake audition letters.

Well it looks like it's the HBO CEO of Glowing Blue Dong's time to shine!

I think it was to hide evidence or something. The model they blew up in the movie even looked like the Alfred P. Murrah Building. It was a bit gratuitous to people who had experienced it in real life.

Well I guess someone had to wring some comedy from BBT's premise. Might was well be this guy.

All I remember from that one is BEES!

I wish I had that kind of trepidation before jumping into a shared apartment! Now I commonly get to ask myself if it was worth it or if he's just sticking around to have a place to live, and he gets to endure my constant attempts to revive our dead sex life. And yet, I can't bring myself to end it.

Oklahoma City, the capitol of the state of Oklahoma. A wonderful place to meet people.

How often do you go jogging in parks or dump your trash in a dumpster in a seedy alley?

That's good to hear. Like 80% of the reason people play MMO's is loot. And in this case it certainly wasn't for the engrossing story lines. Though the quest trackers do help rectify that somewhat.

I'm only at about 39% completion for MGSV: TPP and will probably take a break soon. Most of those side ops play out pretty much the same now, but I can't help but clear the new ones after each story mission. I'll probably take a break and try out the new and improved Destiny! I was only at level 16 for most of the…

How are you liking Bayo 2? It felt easier, but way more polished than the first one.

I can only hear Doom's pompous speeches in the voice of The Sovereign from Ventrure Bros now.

Like, Hart to Hart, Man?

If they don't have a Grindr-themed episode with a victim who actually gets fed into a meat grinder as a ham-fisted commentary on superficial hook-up culture, I'll riot!

It really is! Another great example is the Dutch Famine of 1944. They found persistent epigenetic changes in a specific gene of people conceived during the famine period, which indicates that prenatal exposures or trauma (chemical, physical, emotional, etc; especially to the mother) could be passed on to progeny…

Three. One while I was all high and mighty on my ability to detect horror movie tropes and ignored my partner when he pointed out how I had absolutely walked into a trap. The other two to some bullshit fucking QTE's. Really disappointed I didn't end up saving them all the first time through (somewhat disappointed…

Just a bit of warning, if you were planning on going to play the other games in the series, they are not in any way as free-form as MGSV. They are, at times, unbearably stealth-y and linear.