Fired it back up a week ago to see if I could finish it. My stress level instantly peaked thanks to previous conditioning. Got choked by a robot and eviscerated in a span of 10 minutes and quit. One day…

Yes! Hyrule Warriors had the perfect soundtrack/gameplay symbiosis. I still get some of the level themes running through my head and I haven't played it in months.

In these waning day's of August my desperation to get as much gaming in as possible before school starts again has reached its peak. I dove into Divinity: Original Sin and am completely lost. I used two pre-made characters to ease my tension around stat-heavy games and managed to find two traveling buddies (a wilds…

That one is probably my favorite followed very closely by the Crystal Tower dungeon themes.

I've been doing science benchwork at a large university for a little over three years so I could produce an impressive CV and get into, through and out of grad school. So far it's working out but I think the four to five year mark will be my limit and I'll move on. I'm getting my degree in public health and my…

The best part of the dong in that game was that it had physics.

Horseona 4: The Gelding has some pretty emotional situations. Most involve injured legs and guns.

I said it was dodgeball time, bitch!

That's not so much a quote as it is a dodge ball cannon.

No! No I didn't! I never get that thing you sent me! I never gotten that
thing you sent me and I'm beginning to wonder if you ever once sent me
anything! While I'm at it, if I HAD gotten that thing you sent me, EVER,
I doubt I'd be interested in what it said.

Have you played Divinity: Original Sin as well? Both games look similar to me (granted, I haven't actually played either of them), but I've been wanting an engrossing RPG to break me out of my FFXIV funk. Could you recommend one or the other?

None. Because it is a building, not a corporation (or person), nor sapient (unless haunted), a condo is unable to purchase commodities.

…What?

Colbert is totally wrong on this one. It's time for the lizard women to take the place of the lizard men guiding our feeble existences from their subterranean lairs underneath the Rand Corporation headquarters.

That would attract bears to the studio. And we all know how Stephen Colbert feels about bears…

Your strong feelings on the matter may persuade me to avoid it for now. I'm sure they will come up with something equally as soul crushing and grindalicious in 3.1

My favorite Douglas moment would have to be his introductory "Faaaaathaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" with his little Michael Jackson-esque arm gesture.

While most likely a bit tasteless, the "I'm disabled" scene from IT Crowd never fails to get me laughing:
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

My partner and I just finished a marathon of King of the Hill last month and that episode was definitely near the top of my list of favorites, especially because of that line.

I'm on Adamantoise!