"Clarification request. Are you the Philip J. Fry of Earth, or the Philip J. Fry of Hovering Squid World 97A?"

The Klu Klu Klan sounds like a pretty crappy Scooby-Doo ripoff.

Is there a vaccine for Great Job, Internet?

I'm an opposite-sex fraternal twin and my sister and I hated each other from about age 5 until we both moved out of the house. It was basically like having to share every birthday with someone you despised that you saw at home and at school.

Well yeah. Any sperm that can break through latex and survive spermicide is going to be a super-fetus. It'll probably turn the parents into slaves. That's why unprotected sex is so important. Weaker babies you can easily combat.

Oooh whoops. My mistake. Well I guess I had better get cracking on all those side missions. Some of those militia checkpoints are brutal.

Oh dammit really? Well that actually kind of puts a damper on it for me. And I think across all the games they might have actually recorded more audio for the Riddler than anyone else. The only reason I want to beat him is to get him to shut the hell up. Having John Noble step in to play the Scarecrow was a pretty…

Is it worth it to go after all 240-something Riddler trophies to fight him?

Is your roommate's girlfriend an eldritch horror far beyond human perception? 'Cause I can see how it would be awkward with her around while you play a game about killing her cousin Cthulhu.

I think No Man's Sky is the game I'd most like to have now, mostly so I can stop hoping it's everything I've been waiting for in a game.

867-530DIE/Jenny

Some of those numerals look like eldritch inscriptions. I imagine whatever's on the other end might mess with you instead.

Osama Bin Laden, the elephant that never forgets…to kill!

I don't know what I'll be playing! The wonder of the Summer Steam Sale is that I could be playing one game this moment and two moments later, spend way too much money to play three other games. My only assurance is that I will never finish any of them.

Sometimes I feel like Dan is barely restraining his urge to reply "Yes, yes it's all a rich tapestry" to his letter writers.

Sexual time travel. Just like inEmmanuelle Goes to Dinosaur Land.

The faeries from the Zelda series. It wasn't until I saw them swirl around a 3D, polygonal Link that I realized he wasn't eating them to regain health. What's stranger is it kind of pissed me off to find this out since I had long ago come to terms with my fey-murdering ways.

For some of us, The Rock is all the T&A we need in a forgettable summer blockbuster.

It's essentially this:

Yeah at this point I'm beyond trying to do it solo. I'd take as many summons as I can to beat them.