If I see a bunch of people hammering nails through their dicks I don’t need to join in to know it’s not for me.  

There are two parts the New York Palace: the regular hotel, which is for the commoners, and “The Towers,” which are three-floor penthouses. This happened about 20 years ago, and at the time they were the most expensive hotel accommodations in NYC — more than the Plaza or the St. Regis. I remember that half a…

Holy shit! I was just about to look for a picture to post here, since I definitely did not expect anyone else to remember him! Team Deekin!

it’s always going to baffle me why guns and violence and outright gore are hunky-dory for the wider audience, but implied sex continues to be off-limits.

I’m glad you’re having fun with the expansion, Ethan, because I’m decidedly not. For a long-term player like myself, this one only seems to have the potential to create headache boardstates like the one you described above, and I definitely wasn’t as lucky with my sealed pool as you were, only getting 1 win total in…

If I didn’t use adblock I’d consider it.

Geez. You could’ve replaced most of these with Family Circus and it’d be funnier.

Come on Brian, there are kids that read Kotaku.

I finally watched the Joker this week and ended up feeling like it’s a weird movie to generate so much praise and hatred. For context I afterwards watched King of Comedy, and it struck me that what Joker misses is some sort of psychological and/or moral clarity about the character we’re watching. Without that it’s…

Have worked directly with PlayStation in my career (recently, not years ago) and I can assure you you are wrong. PlayStation works fast and nimbly - plus all their employees are salaried so no real change in operation cost.

Amazing how EA has managed to release two games in successive weeks that are antithetical to their business model yet the fan base actually likes them. Hunh.

I don’t get Frozen. I don’t get why it’s the most popular thing in the world.

Frozen wasn’t exactly a game-changer; superficially subversive, it appealingly bent without breaking family-film rules.

Those fans hoping, however, that she’ll use them to dazzle a suitress will be disappointed to learn that her love life remains entirely theoretical; they’ll have to make do with a scene where she briefly talks to another woman.

Also worth noting: the woman in this situation was pregnant.

Whatever the problems between the adult partners (and, again, he should’ve called the police if she was throwing things at him—and he should’ve acted to get their two present children out of harm’s way), the unborn child neither instigated nor deserved the…

That’s no fucking excuse for hitting a woman

Funny how you’re justifying domestic violence with “she started it.”

If she was throwing heavy/potentially damaging objects at him, then he should’ve called the police and gotten his children out of there. Reacting to someone chucking shit (assuming she was) with violence only escalates the situation.

Or did your…

Fuck off

I’m really good at video games on acid.

Nope, you are supposed to get a salary man job and give up your childish hobbies and take up a respectable one, like golf.