Bull shit your 8 year old did that.

How did you write out your username without disappearing?

I felt as though Notch's announcement the other day was more or less over-dramatic. This pretty much confirms it. Not hating on him, I just think that he got way more upset over the Facebook deal than he should have, and that his announcement brought way more drama than it needed and only added to the giant "hating on…

Next is Gabe Newell saying that Half Life 3 was secretly being developed as an Oculus Rift exclusive but is now canceled because of the Facebook deal.

Don't understand the appeal tbh but then I'm not a huge BF fan to begin with. Ooo, the game plays a sound when you do a thing, oooh there's a T-rex skull, ooooh maybe there's a shark in the game that doesn't have any impact on anything. I like Jack, but these videos just seem like filler to me.

At that terrible quality you're not seing much of the game anyway :)

The latest creation from video game clothing designer Enzo Volante is this outstanding Mega Man hooded jacket, which won't get made unless Capcom gets enough preorders.

IDK BUT I'D LET THAT WOMAN ABSORB MY LIFEFORCE IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

Will it absorb his lifeforce if he keeps waving it around, like the real thing?

Goddamn I love Aegislash, such an awesome ability. I also just EV trained a Rotom W last night... get outta my head!

But... wild pokemon I fight don't die... they just pass out... right? T____T

That reminds me of the Game Grumps of Pokemon the other day when Danny saw their Rattata evolve into a Raticate... he basically just lost it saying "oh my god, that's terrible! What's wrong with him?"

No way, Joey wouldn't let his rattata evolve

They haven't unlocked the Sense of Humor augmentation yet.

Snacktaku!
Snacktaku!
Snacktaku!

As an owner of a launch Vita, I second this. XD

3/10

You had ONE job, Kotaku.