Don’t be casual.

TL;DR: I disagree because I wanted the new one to be like the old one.

You get the weekend off from clown college and you spend your time making asinine comments?

This was the second comment I was looking for after “YoU cAn bUy a PoRsChE fOr tHaT aMoUnT”.

Very refreshing that I had to scroll a bit to find the, “YoU cAn bUy a PoRsChE/fErRaRi fOr tHaT aMoUnT” comment.

I’m willing to bet you were the kid in high school who wore the slogan t-shirts from Wal Mart that said things like “a large group of people is called NO THANKS.”

I will say it until I am blue in the face. I will scream it from the mountaintops. My broken record statement:

I got teased constantly for it, but I was the one laughing because it was an amazing little car.

Imagine 1) claiming the dough for a pizza doesn’t matter and then 2) claiming the best pizza comes from the Midwest.

Good cheese and sauce makes more of a difference than the dough.

I am 100% certain I’ve helped you at Whole Foods and I don’t like you.

Did a sports blogger just gaslight me?

You’re more of a clown than the dude with rainbow hair who tattooed ‘69' all over his face.

Hello BurnerDeath, I’m working on my post-graduate thesis and need to interview people who are dumber than Tekashi 6ix9ine. Would you mind answering a few questions?

Stephen: My Switch keeps dying, what should I do?

I think there’s something wrong with your screen reader.

Who ungre....oh, we’re on Deadspin. The comments don’t have to make sense.

You’re a trash human, no doubt about it.

“I’m a simple man: I see a Honda, I give Jalopnik my terrible take.”

Someone already made this terrible comment. See above.