We left out the roof. That will be another $50k please. For another $2k We remove the wheels.

The second wife 

Where you taking your mother for mother’s day?

Great article, well written. Looking forward to more Misha posts!

Do you think this is going to end when this kid grows up? It might be an eyeroll instead of a laugh, but this kid is going to be at a disadvantage because her parent(s) wanted to be cute.

there are like 1 in 1 x 10^20 odds that kid is ever getting vaccinated, fyi

Unless you name your child “Abcde.”

She almost went with a couple of other names before settling on Abcde:

My fifth child will be “Gal Bladder”, completely useless until it gets too big and fucks up my life.  

She made a decision at 8yo that she would name her kid ABCDE. What other stupid life decisions did she make for the rest of her life at 8?

It’s a pain. For instance, my name is spelled “Deez nutz,” but it’s pronounced “Daniel.” Why can’t people figure that out? I get such funny looks!

I don’t think it’s subjective when common sense would say that the mom started with the first five letters of the alphabet and walked backwards into the pronunciation. I think that’s pretty objectively stupid.

Sorry man, but “Top Gear Dog” is also a bit of a silly name for a kid.

“They set their child up for a lifetime of explaining their name to EVERYONE they meet. They will likely have to preface every interaction that involves spelling their name with “and yes, this is really how it’s spelled”.”

I assume everyone is making fun of the mother.

Imo any mechanic driving a car into a manor, house, cottage or domicile is negligent

LOL, I’m going to say this in the nicest way possible. Your friend is fuckin’ moron. I have a CLS AMG. When my brake service light came on, I got a quote from the dealer... It was also a couple of grand. I said eff off, ordered some pads and sensors, after seeing that the rotors were fine. Then I proceeded to change…

The ad may say $19,995 but we all know the time value of money makes this about $245,420.

Bank account drained fast fast fast.