Hehe.  I first thought Hulk Hogan’s old Viper.  Then I read your comment.  Now I see Hulk Hogan eating a Happy Meal in the Viper...

seriously, jalopnik confusing the hell outta me these days.

Tasteful modifications such as gasoline and matches?

“Not a Prius” is Best Prius?

I think that a lot of cars, prius included, can benefit visually from some tasteful modifications (different wheels, slightly lower ride height), I do not think any of these modifications are helping them out at all.

Thanks for the nightmare fuel.

Make sure your CPO is not a POS or you can be SOL.

The car stays in the news. You sure this is fallout?

Other than having a multi million dollar liability on their books, I don’t understand why Ford didn’t just create a 2 year lease with a buy option if they really wanted to keep people from selling.

I’ve never heard of an ozone generator, but I would like to know if its sorcery also works if, HYPOTHETICALLY I spilled the entire contents of a 72-quart ice chest on the carpet behind the rear seat of an SUV.

Beer taps are what we really need.

Instead of a 50 state solution, can we get a 50-state + EU + Canada solution? And make it cover safety features too?

California was the first state to really limit emissions and require fuel efficiency, so when the Clean Air Act, and act of Congress passed by Nixon, CA was granted an exemption from the general rule that states can’t pass different standards. In part, this was due to politics, but it was also due to the fact that CA,…

Ah I assumed so but you never know. Carry on.

Yes, iz joke.

Operator: 911, what is your emergency?
Me: I just witnessed a fucking murder

Sure, ill give credit:me! I made a bunch of those for some Jalopnik ads we were running.