Bravo. This makes me happy.

Drivers will all be crosseyed by race three.

I’d watch. Although, does this preclude Sabine Schmitz from appearing on Top Gear Amazon?

Pretty sure that’s a Lambo, dude.

I don’t know.... the phallic 2014 F1 season set the style bar pretty high.

Long live the Trufflehunter of Zuffenhausen!

“Surprisingly, it’s Nico Rosberg on pole”? Says who? It’s his sixth straight! Actually it’s kind of fun watching right now just to Nico mess with Lewis’ mind.

Fake Guy Fieri gets a pass, though.

Bourdain doesn’t know jack shit about mufflers, though.

Yes, do tell.

I’d watch a nightly newscast presented by that guy. Religiously.

If only he had been wearing that dipshit cowboy hat.

Better than a Goldwing.

The best team that never was... USF1.

Now reinstall Flavio/Alonso and order will be restored.

J’approuve.

Fun fact: A Gulf-liveried 917 never won LeMans. The #19 driven by Richard Attwood and Herbert Muller took 2nd in 1971.

What’s the color of the boathouse at Hereford? What’s the color of the boathouse at Hereford?!

His autobiography is pretty spectacular.

I would.