Online games have had dumps and API’s for decades. Ever hear of Thottbot?

“It’s impossible to play any classic King’s Quest game without dying five bazillion times. At a certain point, all that dying stops being dramatic and becomes an active nuisance: gaming busywork. There are no maps to refer to in the first game, so you have to stumble from screen to screen, walking at a painfully slow…

All this work and not a single recommended calculator app?

Ted’s Dad Is The Reason That The President’s Dead.

I remember playing an emulated online multiplayer LttP through my browser with a Java plugin... in 1999.

Hoo boy.

The best MMO of its generation, but didn’t have elves and thus lost out to EQ.

Can you imagine what the online gaming landscape would look like if WoW had copied AC instead?

You know that Titanfall wasn’t made by Blizzard, right?

I mean, the game has been out for a month and a half and they’ve already released a major new game mode, regardless of whether or not it’s a mode you’re interested in. On top of that, they put out a new brawl game mode every week, and have had regular bug fixes and balance changes on an almost weekly basis.

This video is a perfect allegory for the current state of mixed martial arts.

Even with the fix it still looks like a big ol’ goatse

Joe Pera is the Best Bills Fan

It’s essentially a crypto-currency at this point in that the skins are used to store and exchange value regardless of their original intended purpose.

You understand that parties are not monolithic entities, right? Compromise and coalition building happens within parties. That’s why there’s a party made up of minority interests, labor interests, environmental interests and business interests that’s able to put together a cohesive platform.

And to get anything done,…

Step 1: pick winston
Step 2: jump to turret
Step 3: drop bubble around turret
Step 4: sit outside bubble
Step 5: hold the left click button
Step 6: turret dead

Strategy does not change if torbjorn is there, though the bubble will probably pop quicker.

Can be used on bastion too, but you want to have teammate helping on…

Milk has a “scientific definition” but juice doesn’t

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What about countries that didn’t exist? Can I import my CKIII > EUIV > Vicky2 Socialist Byzantine MegaEmpire to go to war with the Sultanate of Al-Amazonia?

If you don’t count Jim Thorpe, maybe.

Symmetra a Tank/Support hybrid?

Nah. She’s just Defense. Her shields don’t make her any more of a Support than Torbjorn and his armor packs.

Yeah why would they want to appeal to the stagnant, dying Western videogame market when they could be making literally hundreds of dollars in Azerbaijan!