Oh look! It’s Vincent Adultman, heading off to a long day at the business factory!

Guys don’t get to decide whether or not the results of holding themselves to obscenely low standards are offensive or contribute to broader cultural attitudes about sexual assault. Him thinking it’s a joke isn’t the most important factor in whether or not it’s received as one by the people he’s joking about.

I’m tired of my Facebook feed getting cluttered with false equivalency. “Both candidates are bad, can we get a do over? Lol!”

What’s the weirder life? Being married to Hitler, being a favored child of Hitler or being the child Hitler doesn’t like because you don’t have the boobs Hitler thinks his daughter should have?