Trump is that kid in high school who thought he was sssooooo cool and popular because he was the richest kid on campus and drove a brand new car (and it was a BMW! No one else has a BMW they all drive Kia...) He was the kid who would make fun of the poor kids and call the special needs class a “herd of mongoloids.”

Since I’m a “followed” commenter (meaning Jez follows me on Kinja) all of my comments are pre-approved and in black. So if I reply to or star a grey comment, it turns black.

Even more bizarre than the shirt he wore on Chopped was the massive gulf between what he sounded like and what you’d expect someone who looks like that to sound like.

I really missed this.

“GIMME THAT SHIT!”

Happy to lose Sue and Mel—I found them off-putting. But no more Mary Berry???

Fallon is awful. I cringe whenever I see his stupid bits posted all over FB

Good to hear about the single player aspect ...living on.

Wait.... are you telling me Bones is still on television? Oh my god

In an effort to make the best out of a bad situation, Frazier decided to donate his hair to Locks of Love, who politely declined the gesture because, in their words, “Ew, red....”

Just think. You’re in the same place as the people who finished the game.

Hey gurl

*hyperventilating* Is this my chance to see Drew Magary write The Hater’s Guide to This Week in Tabloids? ARE MY DREAMS FINALLY COMING TRUE, EMMA?!

This trade gives the Capitals a good chance to make it past the second round.

43 was horrible, but I’d greatly prefer him to 45.

Nice burner, Heigl. We’re on to you.

Oh, get over yourself. It’s a skillful art form. Just because you don’t appreciate it doesn’t mean they shouldn’t honor those who achieve greatness within their community.

eh, i feel like hardy and theron were good, but not what truly made that movie great. not trolling, that’s just seriously how i feel. there was a significant lack of dialogue to really build their case. maybe my problem specifically is that i saw it later, and felt like it wasn’t quite as good as the ridiculous amount…

I am so thankful to have gotten the fuck out of high school before phones/cameras/social media became ubiquitous.