For what it’s worth, my first kiss was in a Sunday school room after Wednesday evening youth group, I recieved my first blow job in that church’s parking lot following a revival service, and I lost my virginity in an adjacent furniture store parking lot (within sight of the church) because we didn't want to be…

Take heart. They’re infuriating in the right way.

Hate to break it to ya, but it’s always been this gloomy.

How many ladders did this guy walk under?

Censorship is not the right path. I'm reminded of Warner Bros. handling of a similarly delicate issue:

Why do soccer players bite people? I've never understood it. 

As a lifelong Braves fan, I appreciate your willingness to cross the aisle here. Truly, tater-mashing knows no borders.

If I shot a 74 two days in a row, I would sell my clubs and proceed to get rip-roarin' drunk in celebration. 

I’m in my late twenties and I couldn’t agree more. Most of cars I’ve owned have been manuals and I feel they’ve made me a much better driver. Especially compared to a large portion of my friends. All those stick-shifts have prepared me for the car I drive now (‘04 Z4 2.5i I miraculously found with 55k miles).

No one will probably see this, but I've a question: Back in March, I bought a 04 Z4 2.5i. Great shape apart from a few dings in the paint and the kicker...only 55,000 miles. I paid just under $10,000 for it and felt like I got a good deal. That being said, I'm not that experienced in buying cars. My question is did I…

Fackin’ Khaaan Ahtists!

It's all about #brands now. Sad!

Where’s Billy Joel when you need him?

Guilty. +1

That would work for slacks. Not so much with denim or corduroy.

Not that you should care, I have multiple types of boxer briefs for different occasions. Tighter sexier (probably not, but they are in my head) pairs for dates and potential sexy times and more comfy pairs for work and lounging around the house. 

East Tennessee resident. I too want all the Tennessee bros salmon shorts to be tear-stained. Happens every year and it gets funnier every time. 

To hit someone like that just because he had the audacity to pass you? That kid seems really Petty.

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