Took me longer than I’d like to admit. +1

Sorry about Tennessee. I did what I could.

I’m pretty partial to “walking handle of Bacardi.”

That whole Anderson Paak album is incredible. Well done, Tom.

They’re middle schoolers. They’re incomplete people.

I realize that’s not easy for a Mets fan to admit. As a Braves fan, it doesn’t go unnoticed. Cheers.

Ender has been very fun to watch this season. Kinda makes me feel better about losing Andrelton Simmons. And Jason Heyward. And Evan Gattis. And Craig Kimbrel.

Jesus...that’s one of those stats that I would rather not exist.

This is good kinja.

Counterpoint: Blues Brothers is still fantastic.

I’m a Braves fan. My shame is now complete.

Joker peed on the wall in Georgia, circa 1993

What a dick.

Forgot how good this album was. Thanks for reminding me.

I could be wrong, but doesn’t being a father preclude you from hashtagging things? I only ask because I don’t know the rules anymore.

I fucking love handball. Back in middle school, we all looked forward to handball week in P.E. class. Every once in a while, the boys P.E. class (only 11 of us) would match up with the girls class (they numbered in the 30s). Even though we were at a huge numbers disadvantage, the rule was we could only use our…

Davidson is ruining the integrity of the game.

That’s shitty.

+1 you magnificent bastard

Why don’t they keep the ball and give him a raise instead?