Hit that car with a rock, please. In 1982 my Dad put a giant dent in the driver’s door of a 1971 Camaro (with a baseball) that a neighborhood punk was ripping up and down our city street. He had been told by residents and the cops to slow the fuck down but ignored it for about a month. Kid stopped the car, got out…

As someone who regularly volunteers at rally events, I don’t understand how the marshals allow people on the outside of a corner. If i see that you bet your ass i’m forcing people to move.

This goes to show just how screwed up our health care/insurance system is in the U.S.

This floors me. I worked in mass produced apparel cad departments (the peeps that make the art) for years. I cannot tell you how many pieces of others art I was asked personally to rip off or saw ripped off. The instructions were always “we want you to be inspired by this but not do it literally”. It was something as…

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

If you start running low on funds, I’m sure we can get a Go Fund Me going, with the caveat that Jalops get to vote on how our money gets spent :).

Best article in YEARS on Jalopnik. Kudos.

The internet age has exacerbated this sense of gamer entitlement to an Nth degree. It’s how we’ve ended up with manbaby hate mobs convinced wimmen were stealing their precious video games. Hello Games is tiny and made this vast, beautiful thing. I’m not a huge fan of the game for various reasons, but yes, they talked…

This may come as a shock, coming from one of the most vocal critics of Afroduck on this site, but I completely agree with this video.