3rd gear:

+12

Are those GMT400 tail lamps?

One of the independent stations in town (Charlotte) will often televise those matches — I found them extremely entertaining!

I’ve driven only two: one in a Kia Optima which I found to be insufferable, and one in a Golf GTI which was actually not bad. Still, as far as automatics go I’d prefer a regular one over a DCT or CVT.

+1 grassy knoll

+1 resident.  The inferiority complex here drives me insane.

You are an Ambassador of appropriate puns.

I thought the same thing too!

Mazda Millenia says “ouch!”

With great names like Stephen J. Cannell, Mike Post, Pete Carpenter, and Walter Murphy, how could it not be?  Actually...that’s one of the few 80s shows I’ve never even heard of and must now find!

We just have to make sure that the eyes are drawn in the right spot.

C3: Okay, folks, thank you all for gathering today. We called this emergency meeting to discuss the overwhelming press coverage of the new C8 and what must be done to divert attention away from it.

But do they match the drapes?

Are....are you the unicorn the 4 Series Gran Coupe was made for?

But after estimated gas savings it’s only $7,721!

As dumb as this may sound, this may be the last straw that sends me to the Lincoln dealership for my next vehicle instead of another Cadillac.  I’m sick of seeing crap like this.

Your ideas are intriguing to me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

I’m not sure I would have recycled that name...seems to me akin calling a new front-wheel drive economy-sized Buick Wildcat.

If you use the Orlove Scale, just remember you have to flip the numbers over first.