There once was a trucklet from Missouri,

And here I always thought that Acura was the one who introduced the concept of Chicklets arranged randomly on the center stack.

I used to live in Greenville and it was always a special treat to see a BMW mule driving around!

Au contraire...

http://yellowcabofcharlotte.net/

Do you people not realize how many Mustangs you can get for the price of this Mustang?

Say hello to Miss February!

They used to have these in the parking lot of one of the malls here in Charlotte. The hydrant event here occurred at the NC Music Factory closer to down....er, uptown. Perhaps the mall complained of antics like this, too.

Not gonna lie — it took me a while to decide whether this was a 928 or a Daytona.

Pssssst...Your former sister didn't take up this concept...I'm sure you could add in a few of our own styling cues. I'd be first in line to get one.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaguar_B9…

I would buy that in a heartbeat. I hold out a hope that FoMoCo will make a proper Mark IX just like this out of the 2015 Mustang chassis, but given the past few years, I just don't know...

Please enter some text, damn it.

I'm having a hard time figuring out why GM, Hyundai, and apparently now Chrysler use the same basic steering wheel design — wings on the side, with the bottom spoke a vee shape. I don't want to get into a "copying" pissing match, but surely with all of the talented auto designers out there we can get something a…

Oy vey...I hate punching through those yunnels.

Looks like your link might be a little borked...I think this one works.

Obligatory.

"We like the idea of the not-American Batman driving a Canadian car."

I'll be honest...the first thing that went through my mind when I saw the headline was whether you were going to add her to the BSB contest.

Marco!

BMW 3-series, specifically the 328. I have nothing against the car personally, but the preppy bankers and other upper-middle-class yuppies here in Charlotte view it as a status symbol.