"Accountants have desires, too."

"Anyway, VAG has deep ass pockets."

Couldn't have put it better myself. I'm not kicking myself for getting a 2012 instead of waiting for a '13.

Nice '72 Firebird.

I knew you had to be famous from somewhere else, Dr. Matt...

Here goes all my credibility as far as this thread is concerned.......

"Once thing I like about the final-gen STS is it has a three-box design, not a two-box-and-leftovers design."

Even though I recently traded in my Deville, I still feel a certain desire for Cadillac to regain its place as the 'standard of the world.'

I see he has mastered the most complex subtlety of the English language, the often maligned "air quotes."

The Alabama and Arizona ones are far too busy for my liking. At least the Arizona one has white lettering — the black lettering of Alabama and American Samoa are too dark to read. (I suppose that could be good depending on how you look at it.) Here in NC they made a drastic change from blue letters to red letters —…

That one is pretty — if I were in Minnesota, I'd spring for that one. Love me some Loons.

Thank you, sir!

I wouldn't be surprised to find this outside a meth lab, let alone a crack house.

That's pretty much what I was thinking too...one can always hope.

Breaking news: Police have just released this sketch of the vehicle that hit the poor Dachshund. If you see this vehicle, please call your local police department, and try to stay a safe distance away. If approached by the vehicle, police advise you to sing "Kumbaya."

I'd die in that.

IN A WORLD...of half-baked, fairly lame comments...ONE shines through the darkness. Brian1321 — coming to a Jalopnik page near you daily.

Aaaaah, si, señor! I go take SBC out and replace with, how you say, "duque del hierro!"

It's the preview of the new Lagoona Seca variant.

Thank. You.