I'll take me a Wasp Major, thank you. All 28 cylinders (4 rows of 7) and 2,650 to 4,500 HP of her.

For the sake of the sucker who paid the exorbitant price for this 'Cuda, I hope it's more of a "last ride" than this gem.

@Deathrabbits. Say it soft and it's almost like praying....: My brother had this exact poster on his wall. Very cool.

No particular reason why.

3rd gear: Well I hope the guy in that picture is sent to drivers' ed — he's driving on the wrong side of the car for America.

I do have a thing for American Motors products...but really...not that much of a thing.

When I was in college, the drum line all got baseball caps embroidered with "F U D," and underneath that it said "Furman University Drumline."

/amidoingitright

5th — It's not nice to impale our hearts by showing a picture of a decently awesome Impala in a story about the most likely non-fun current gen replacement.

Hell, you should include the new owners of Saab in that list (whomever they may be at the moment). The 900/9-3 lost a bit of panache when they got rid of the fifth door.

Maybe it's just the low-res photos, but my eyes are telling me that the taillights are off of an Electra or LeSabre sister ship. Note the silver band in the middle and the nice gap between the assembly and the body.

A-freaking-plus. Loved every word. Bravo, sir, bravo!

Size doesn't matter.

+1 on the first part, but I won't take that bet because I know you're right! (At least that's how it happened to me.)

I was already laughing when I saw the picture, but your reply takes the cake.

There is no replacement for displacement. That is all.

Sort of — the Citroen Pessimippopatamus pictured is a pretty good example. Here's a close-up of the US versus Euro (assuming Nibbles is behaving today).

Any car prior to 1983 in its original form whose exterior design was mangled by the lame-ass federal sealed-beam headlight mandate.

Yeah — there's a 2008 STS CPO here in Charlotte with 5,600 miles for about $26,800. I'm really, really, really trying to keep myself from going over there for a test drive...

/whimpers