So is Jack Ruby going to come along in his white 1960 Olds and t-bone this thing to cover up its sketchy provenance?
parkave231 can't get enough of that funky stuff
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Let's see a Taurus do that and rejoin the pool within 24 hours. Panthers FTW.
@AceJokes: It's the famous "Second Sander" from the rubber knoll of tires in the background.
Fiat will be making a move to purchase Kia from Hyundai to gain access to those hamsters from the Soul commercials. And voila!
Mister Tibbs is here to search for cocaine paraphernalia.
@Baby Beater Benz is a decent DD: There is no replacement for displacement! Torque from a big eight FTW!
And those of you with a slightly more provocative side will receive a free LED one of these by flashing "the rocker."
@original_hoon: It was my understanding that everyone had heard.
In related news, Fiat suffered a major PR blow when it announced Bengals wide receiver Chad Ochocinco turned down a similar offer from the company.
And in related news, the Vatican confirmed today that the Pope is, indeed, Catholic.
My 1990 Buick Park Avenue. Light years better than my 1985 Park Avenue (typical first-year GM issues), and overall a better car than the 2002 Deville I currently have.
"We're going to need a bigger ladle."
"You got beef fat in my water!"
I'm not going to say Buick shouldn't have a small car, but FFS...this is what we get? If I wanted a Chinese car, I'd move to fucking China. All I want is a new Park Avenue, and we get this shit instead.
@parkave231: That one almost seems like a waste. Well, I could pick up a couple of ladies, at least, with this one, right?
@parkave231: No, that probably would get someone's feathers ruffled too. How about...
@parkave231: Wait — what if I moved back to South Carolina?
I see a couple of small cars on here — the Element and the race car bed thing. So size really doesn't matter?
Madonna approves of hers. She sometimes stares at it in the mirror while undressing. Hers is the complete summation of her life and the temple of learning.