Mister Tibbs is here to search for cocaine paraphernalia.
parkave231 can't get enough of that funky stuff
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@Baby Beater Benz is a decent DD: There is no replacement for displacement! Torque from a big eight FTW!
And those of you with a slightly more provocative side will receive a free LED one of these by flashing "the rocker."
@original_hoon: It was my understanding that everyone had heard.
In related news, Fiat suffered a major PR blow when it announced Bengals wide receiver Chad Ochocinco turned down a similar offer from the company.
And in related news, the Vatican confirmed today that the Pope is, indeed, Catholic.
My 1990 Buick Park Avenue. Light years better than my 1985 Park Avenue (typical first-year GM issues), and overall a better car than the 2002 Deville I currently have.
"We're going to need a bigger ladle."
"You got beef fat in my water!"
I'm not going to say Buick shouldn't have a small car, but FFS...this is what we get? If I wanted a Chinese car, I'd move to fucking China. All I want is a new Park Avenue, and we get this shit instead.
@parkave231: That one almost seems like a waste. Well, I could pick up a couple of ladies, at least, with this one, right?
@parkave231: No, that probably would get someone's feathers ruffled too. How about...
@parkave231: Wait — what if I moved back to South Carolina?
I see a couple of small cars on here — the Element and the race car bed thing. So size really doesn't matter?
Madonna approves of hers. She sometimes stares at it in the mirror while undressing. Hers is the complete summation of her life and the temple of learning.
Yay! Now all we have left is the gutless wonder 3.0, and one fewer differentiation point between this and the Terrain/Equinox twins. Honestly, the engine is the most glaring Achilles Heel of the entire car. I love Cadillacs, but I'm really starting to think an MKX/Edge might be my next car.
Fieroghini?
@smackela: In the back of my mind I worry that my town, Charlotte, is the next Detroit. Having one bank taken over was bad enough — but if BoA backs out on their promise not to move the headquarters to New York...